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[timethief]

Just let him keep showering you with free stuff, tell him you need more time, then when he proposes you say "haha, no" (or tell him "I'm a dude"; might ruin your rep though, but he should know that there are no girls on the internet). Then you change server, and repeat the process.
^{Also, wow at >ceremony of eternal bonding. Deep.}
Or accept your future as the guild-leader's wife. What could go wrong? We're all autistic anyway.
_{I still wouldn't have signed up as a girl but what do I know I don't even play vidya anymore.}

Man, you can taste imaginary cake, that's so dope. The furthest I go when imagining flavours is salivating but I never taste a thing. Time to practice that.

[Enny]

Yeah. When I actually think about it and use them, touch, smell, and taste are pretty gosh-darned good. Which is weird, because I could have sworn that a few weeks ago they weren't. Whatever. I'm not even sure how to gauge hearing. I mean, if I imagine hearing something, I can, I guess? It's not crystal clear or anything, and I don't hear it as if it's entering my ears, but it's defined. Just sight that's gay.

So far I'm strategically logging off once he gets on. My sleep is set up so that I wake up at about two or three in the morning, and I think he's in fuckin' school or something, so on weekdays I don't have to worry about running into him much. Just, yeah, rough when I do.

[Sands]

You do what any woman - or hell, human being - in that situation would do: tell him you're not interested. Unless you're going to milk this because why else would you make a female avatar. So much free stuff mate.

Of course when an autistic neckbeard NICE GUY is friendzoned, you know there will be salt.

[Enny]

The only free thing I might have gotten is player commendations, which is basically just how you track how helpful you are in group-dungeons. And if nobody's being helpful, who's the hottest, probably. That's who I vote for.

I guess I'll be on while he is at some point or whatever, and tell him to fuck off if he actually says anything. I don't wanna go off on him bowing at me in the middle of the fuckin' market and him make a scene, so maybe I can be sitting around the estate and wait for him to ask me out or something


Anyway, I have problems with my wifi adapter and made a visual representation for a friend I was talking about it with



The adapter goes limited every fifteen to twenty minutes, or for some reason every hour sometimes, for no reason, so I'm the house on the left. The one on the right is over a hill and has better signal-strength than the one in the house on-top of the hill for some reason. Idunno what the signal does to go over the hill to get here, but I try not to question it too much. Just thought I'd share, make everyone jealous of my art skills.

[timethief]

make everyone jealous of my art skills.

[Enny]

I got a joooobbbbbb

Manufacturing windows! My father delivers said windows, and my brother will also be in the warehouse manufacturing. My job will be, ha, operating a million-dollar cutting machine or something. Fun. What could go wrong?

I start Tuesday.

Starting pay is also pretty good, 11 or so USD an hour. Feels good. I'll probably lose a finger by the end of the month.

A moment of silence for my unemployed lifestyle, though :'l

[Sands]

Damn connections.

[Enny]

Yes. Especially considering how minimum wage is like, $8.00 an hour here, definitely lucking out for a first job. Just gonna be so weird not having anything to do. I expect it to be tough, but I guess that's not a bad thing considering what it is and what I'll make... Schedule is pretty good, though. Full-time, go in at two in the afternoon, get Saturday and Sunday off. Also a weekly pay-period, so ayy, money every Friday. Days I'm paid for are weird though. It's like, Wednesday to Tuesday or something, but you get paid for the previous pay-period on Friday? So I'll only be getting a day's pay for the first week, then a full week after the second week, then it'll be all normal.

Ahh, so excited. I mean, I've been out of school for like a year and three or four months now, and it'll be weird having shit I'm obligated to do again, but moneeeeyyyyyyy

Sorry, just, have to vent it somewhere. Been too long coming.

[Enny]

I feel like the bot-problem may be about 99x worse than it was five days ago. This morning there were only 50 or so pages of registered "Users" as opposed to however many there usually are. Five or whatever. 70 or something now.

Are they still people, Sands? Are they truly?

[waffles]

Uh, yeah, someone else kind of attacked. It's annoying, unfortunately, but I guess we can just deal with them as they come up, rather than making it annoying to register. The registration questions can be changed easily enough.

[Sands]

Huh it didn't want to post my reply earlier. But yeah it was different from the usual Russian spambot.

[waffles]

Actually the reason that your reply didn't go through is I accidentally deleted all the bans and then when I restored from the database backup (made this morning) I forgot about the one post that'd been made since: yours.

[Sands]

wow woflo rude

[Enny]

Don't worry Sands, I have your reply screenshotted so it will never be forgotten <3

Work is a thing. It started off really fucking bad on Tuesday, because the machine the lady who hired me put me on turned out to be the most complicated thing in the line and a few people who have worked there for a while were kinda worried for me, which is nice.

So the supervisor who's super cool put me on locks instead. So I stand stationary, drilling locks onto windows for eight hours a day for 11.16 an hour. Is great. I should be getting paid for Tuesday in a couple hours (Goes into my account Friday mornings I guess?), and will get a full check next week.

Yes, it is goodness. Looking forward to actually being able to buy shit. Not sure what to get first. Probably an SSD or something. Those are relatively affordable these days. No clue what after that. Probably save until who knows. Always good to just have money sitting in the account, right?

Whatever the case, legs are death. I get an hour total of sitting per day, less if I need to walk somewhere to get something then walk back to sit, so that's lame. Still, will adjust eventually. Also getting some insoles for my shoes tomorrow, see if that helps.

Ptthhbt

[timethief]

Wow, I missed the bots. I didn't see any. :(
That's what I get for discriminating them I guess.