My stupid 30" Rubbermaid broom broke and it turns out you can't get that dumb broom again. It was crappy but it did work.
Aint no way I'm getting a wimpy 24" broom, fuck that degenerate+ shit for soy boys. So I paid extra and got me one of them American made brooms made for strong American men to sweep up efficiently so they can get back to knocking up their barefoot women, the roast can wait baby, I just finished sweepin'.
A masterpiece of broom technology and design. Made of American hardwood and steel. Damn I wish I was 10 people so I could buy a dozen of these.

It's a heavy bitch, not the kinda girl you marry but she can take a lot of abuse.