D&D Meta Thread

[Kashtan]

Yulya adds 5sp and apologizes to the shopkeeper

The shopkeeper refuses extra payment and their mood sours further, "Sorry I can't take tips. Fairness is what we as shopkeepers live by, we are bound to the trade guild, live, thrive and die by the trade guild." The proprietor continued in a lecturing tone, "Please conduct your business within the common law and common practices or take your business elsewhere."

no come on. it doesnt matter but Alice didnt try to negotiate down the price and Yulya didnt give the shopkeeper a tip. she just paid the 5sp that Alice couldnt because she has no sp. Alice paid 22gp and Yulya the remaining 5sp

[Wofl]

Those crazy shopkeepers are either so confused or intentionally trolling.

[Joy the DM] I do not troll. I read, I interpret, I react appropriately.

[Alice]

The shopkeeper refuses extra payment and their mood sours further,[/i]

I reacted appropriately on endchan
Also a friendly reminder we do not use they/them for single persons here. Ever.

I think the weight can be kept under control but still it's clear Cat can't pull the cart at a useful speed anymore. But I insisted on getting two mules for exactly this reason so all is good. As soon as we deliver Hobby's supplies this should not be an issue anymore. As long as each mule can pull the cart for half a day wthile the other is unburdened, all is fine.

[Wofl]

>don't use they

[Joy the DM] The Bear system has decided collectively that they will not accept compelled speech laws.



[Joy the DM] For reasons, I did not specifically assign a sex to the shopkeeper intentionally, or if I did, I forgot or it was irrelevant. I did not assign a race, age, or portrait either in this case. Gay leftist tranny language was appropriate to limit the need for elaboration and dedication to memory in case it came up in the future or to have to look it up. Our time is limited.

[Alice]

>deal with it
I believe I have...

So we can make 2 batches of poison. Not bad. We should return swiftly and go to sleep after this.

[Wofl]

>I believe I have...

It's your site, cope however you must

Is it getting chillier, couldn't be two dragons? hm...

[Alice]

It's not my site, this place belongs to woflo. I just have admin rights now.


>Of the Sexual Nature, Preferences, and origins of Kobolds
More than I ever wanted to know

>two dragons
I bet it's an entire horde of dragons in all colors. We should ask the kobolds about the incident.

[Wofl]

Joy:

[Kashtan]

lol we have wordfilters here too now?Yulya will carefully question the kobolds about dragons