D&D Meta Thread

[Joy]

Good is very subjective. If good guys think other good guys are bad guys, it can go both ways.

[Alice]

Good = People I like and who give me candy
Bad / Evil = People who piss me off

Also you were the one calling my actions potentially 'evil' all the time!
I'm just a different kind of good. Respect diversity!

[Kashtan]

youre crazy but not evil

[Joy]

Conspiracies amid paranoia. Just remember that Alice is always wrong.

[Τamamo]

Give her a ration too.
I don't know how we can hold the bandit any longer. Any ideas how we can keep him busy? I say we take his armor too. He doesn't need it.
You really think Daran is the Black Spider? That makes no sense.

[Joy]

Alice would fit right in with American police investigators:



It's like whenever they look for the mountain lion that attacked a hiker, gotta go kill one, the exact one is long gone so just find one and kill it for the camera. This is not a joke.

[Alice]

If you kill all 'mountain lions', none can attack hikers anymore. Meditate about this allegory!
Also how many Orchicalcium Rank Drows do you know? Fifty?

[Joy]

I admit I don't know many drow, maybe two or three, and I'm not sure of their adventurer ranks except one, but I'm not sure that's relevant since not everyone is an adventurer so not everyone would have a plate displaying their rank.

In terms of level, there are a few ways to do that without being in the adventurers' guild. One would be through hard work, another would be through sponsorship by a god or demigod or archangel or archdemon of compatible alignment with or without an orb outside the jurisdiction of the guid.

[Τamamo]

>promise a Marquis fresh Tabaxi girls
He must be a masochist

[Kashtan]

i was surprised by Yulyas idea to give her a bow  and even more surprised Alice went along with it

[Joy]

I see the conditioning is working well. There just may be an end to this snow eventually.

[Alice]

I hate to burst your bubble but I'm just beeing myself.
Alice is generally really nice if treated well, but fuck with me and I'll make a doormat outta you - whether you're a bandit or the King.

[Joy]

Yes, it may be more effective if the subject doesn't realize they're being conditioned though I'm not sure it matters much.

[Kashtan]

i forgot Ashley excels at demoralizing people. gotta keep that in mind. we need her to go firt in the future before Yulya uses zone of truth and command. asking about traps was a good idea too.

he'd only heard of Edermath in terms of a brand of apple cider

lmao i thought he was famous. for more than his cider

[Joy]

But what has he done lately? This bandit's parents weren't even alive when Daren was an adventurer.