D&D Meta Thread

[Joy]

Yulya can tank currently without any regard for health and safety thanks to random chance. His hits would be wasted on her, and I know that but he doesn't, so until he learns that I have to ignore that fact. I will use a random chance or other factors to decide.

[Kashtan]

ok that was even crazier than anticipated at least Yulya is having fun. if shes invulnerable would hits break her concentration and end BLESS? she already has some ideas but i gotta know how that works out or concentration spells would be wasted

[Joy]

Concentration would act normally, you will actually be hit and take damage, but you will immediately return to full health when downed or killed. Bless will be wasted in that case. Embolding Bond does not require concentration.

[Kashtan]

guess it cant be helped. Yulya will go to the frontline. but not alone.

[Yulya]

Cat please change your last post. I gave you Heroism so you can attack. Move behind the bugbear and we can flank. You get advantage while my disadvantage due to being frightened is negated. I hope thats all correct and not another impossible plan. Teleportation is not movement and I am moving away towards Cat before teleporting to Ashley to save her. It is not my faut there is a huge scary bugbear in front of her. I would say being unable to take a step closer is something different at looking at Ashleys broken body and materializing there with a pop.

[Joy]

Cat please change your last post. I gave you Heroism so you can attack. Move behind the bugbear and we can flank. You get advantage while my disadvantage due to being frightened is negated. I hope thats all correct and not another impossible plan. Teleportation is not movement and I am moving away towards Cat before teleporting to Ashley to save her. It is not my faut there is a huge scary bugbear in front of her. I would say being unable to take a step closer is something different at looking at Ashleys broken body and materializing there with a pop.

Sometimes there's so much wrong it cancels itself out.

[Yulya]

Thank youu!!

[Joy]

- Yulya needs 2 hours to be back to full minus her ring of quick casting that needs it to be tomorrow morning

It is now evening, morning has not occured.

I will decide how to deconstruct your post if you don't change it to remove the references to the ring of quick casting.

The ring is empty for about 12 more hours.

[Τamamo]

Oh no!
Another brilliant Yulya plan falls apart!
I also lost track of time (Cat doesn't care anyway). We will wait for you to tell us what's possible before moving Cat. Or for the sake of game speed, Cat will either follow Yulya's command if she can and give temp HP to Ashley on the way, or do what's currently in her post - stand and shoot. This way we won't lose more time. We can correct the post later.

[Joy]

Don't worry about time, it is quite critical that you make the right decisions here.

I won't tell you what to do but Yulya can't cast more than one regular spell per turn though there are bonus action spells, though 5e says if you cast a spell as a bonus action, the other spell must be a cantrip, I don't care about such restrictions only that she has only one action per turn.

After researching it, I've decided that Yulya must edit her post.

As far as strategy, it's clearly a conflict of interest to help you but it looks like the odds of your success in this situation have dropped significantly even in 10 rounds, and since I loath Alice to complain about mistakes made in this encounter and supposed fairness, I will offer this reminder since Yulya, among others, are so tediuosly forgetful.

Yulya isn't the only immortal currently in your party capable of resurrecting automatically upon death at this time, and I don't mean the Diva in a mining outfit.



I'm not saying what will happen if you do, I don't even know, only that she will revive upon death as foretold, and at least temporarily, have boosted abilities, though at a cost yet undecided.

I've said too much, sigh I spoil you all so.

And if you think a firebomb will do anything more than destroy your chances at clearing the mine, and dooming the town, then think again. It's very low damage and easily avoided, but devastating to a wood lined mine.



Good luck!

[Kashtan]

oh man...
ofc youre right so no ring. i will correct Yulyas post. honestly im somewhat glad bc it was getting ridiculous. Yulya is already op as fuck with that ring and staff. we are very bad at keeping track of this and time in general.  this is what happens if you fall asleep in the afternoon and wake up at night. youre utterly confused.

still youre not expecting Yulya of all people to harm Ashley this will never happen nobody will do that not even Alice.
another question if Yulya teleports behind someone would that count as surprise? at least it should count as flank if Cat shoots the guy from the front and Yulya is behind him.

[Alice]

>throw something
Nope, sorry,  I'm just a gurl teeheehee.

>unable to do anything
>rushes to the front line
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Anyway, it would be nice to know if Ashley actually wants to turn into a cyborg before we make fools out of ourselves rescuing her. Personally I don't want her to turn into one of the Men of Iron. They made a similar pact and it didn't end well for them. Also it's not cute. You can't be a Tee-hee girl and a T-800 at the same time. Only I can do that - because I'm the T-1000

[Joy] You will need to rest to change martial weapon proficiency.

I can't give up my bow proficiency for a stupid net. That's not worth it. Bows do feel un-Alice-like, but at this stage we need ranged weapons. Daniella's bow is as good as my spear.

And I told you Yulya was a monster, she's in an entire different league than the rest of us. Inflict Wounds is crazily strong. Imagine teleporting to an enemy and releasing this 3 times with the ring amplified by that goblin staff. Let's see if she can take down the dragon in round 1.

[Alice]

Wait, Yulya can at least cast her spell as LV2 and get another dice!

[Joy]

Teleportation does count as surprise, again, cat can act freely because she has initiative before the elite warrior goat bugbear captain champion used intimidation.

Either way, yes, so your disadvantage can be canceled with advantage. I'm allowing it out of the goodness of my heart.

Ashley would only turn cyborg in the region where there was permanent damage or at the cause of death at the injury site in some way. She will not lose her connection until all living flesh is destroyed. For example, her eyes were physically damaged by the lightning that came through the orb, the mechatherial goddess' connection to her is through her mechthereal eyes, hence the blindsight, her eyes were replaced so far.

I can't speak for Ashley but she did take the bargain.

Expect the dragon to be pretty tough, you will need to learn strategies you don't seem to yet understand to defeat him.

[Joy]

Based on what exists now in the thread, I can finish round two. Again, anything applicable to Cat, she can act before this monster.