D&D Meta Thread

[Kashtan]

alright forum looks usable again

lol so the guy is replenishing his mana by fucking young girls?
the phandalin girls have it rough. nobody acknowledges or even remembers them. Cat only cares about fighting Alice only about ears. a male adventurers party would have rushed to their rescue like knights in shining armor but we only have girls here. very odd girls. if they rely on Alice theyre dead. looks like Yulya will have to intervene.

so Alice tries to get to the rubble. we can either run around the corner to the western side like idiots right where he wants us -  or pretend to retreat with the elevator. the guy will not expect that. imagine commending the adventurer heros for reaching you as the end boss - but there is no reply. only silence. hell send someone looking while we wait around the corner.

apart from that i have no strategy. even fully rested the guy probably outclasses our girls by far. Cat will have to use her healing potion from Harbin. Yulya originally had planned to finish this without using a single one an returning all potions to Harbin. that wouls really have been a superhuman feat. but she cant waste more mp on healing rn.

[Joy]

[Ashley] Sorry to be stubborn (not sorry) but i should charge up your gem for one and I'm not going up in the elevator, I'm going to rescue the damselin distress. Pretend or not, I'm staying down.

[Kashtan]

no the idea was to pull up the elevator a bit but stay down behind the corner. the enemy believes we are retreating and comes to check whats going on as theres silence.

[Kashtan]

sorry been busy with family stuff. forum works. so if theres no further input Yulya will continue

[Alice]

Yes, I think we should each blindly charge ahead one by one. Moving as a group would be cheating. So when one is killed, the next one goes. That will show them our heroic resolve and they will surrender!

[Joy]

[Ashley] I don't evem die when I die, I'll be okay. Even Joy doesn't know what's up ahead, trap or not I don't want to be responsible for dead Phandalinians.

[Kashtan]

wasnt it Toblen who said fuck the girls? we can blame everything on him.
ok i guess it makes sense to exploit the lynx superpowers. so much for any plan lets just go Leeroy Jenkins as usual.

[Joy]

Toblin said something like put them out of their misery if they became Orc princesses. Apparently, according to Toblin, it's hard to come back sane after that.

[Kashtan]

im sure he has some first hand experiences lol.

so can Nixie retrieve the girl? shes not Ashley panther but Alice is vulnerable to lightning and we cant have Cat even more damaged. i also suspect this is a trap.

[Joy]

Ask a housecat to rescue a stuffy from a fireplace, I'll wait for the video proof.

[Τamamo]

That was to be expected. Which basically only leaves Cat. Doesn't Alice at least have a 10 ft pole? Or maybe we could play cowboy and catch her with a rope  lasso and drag her out.

[Alice]

Ask a housecat to rescue a stuffy from a fireplace, I'll wait for the video proof.

A housecat doesn't desecrate huge humanoids on command either. Are these summons or semi-wild animals that just happen to be around? Imagine I say bricks don't do anything but lay around in an inanimate way. Anyway, we all knew this was going to be the case. So let's just send Ashley there. If she's killed by the discharge, the Mecha Goddess will take over and control the throne. Which as we all know was the scenario to save as all to begin with. So let's kill off the suspense and just go that way.

That was to be expected. Which basically only leaves Cat. Doesn't Alice at least have a 10 ft pole? Or maybe we could play cowboy and catch her with a rope  lasso and drag her out.

I guess we will have to work with rope and pole but I doubt this will go without injury - for all parties included. I'll tie a sling to the pole to catch a leg and Cat will have to drag her away from the electricity. I ain't touching that. I'm vulnerable to electricity and lack the strength anyway. I'll assist. We'll also need Yulya's guidance.

[Alice]

>Greater Healing Potion
>Cat gains 16 HP
That's all?
At a cost of 100gp that's, uh, about 6 gp per HP.
Are the injuries reducing her movement healed at least?

[Joy]

>m3gan takes control of the throne



Uh oh, Alice is making up scenarios again. The throne is only big enough for the gem.

Let's roll:

First, how good or bad the consequences are for Alice making up scripted scenarios while not being DM: [1d20=1] okay that's very very bad. Now we will roll the magatude of the issue Alice has added to this scenario [1d20=17] pretty devastating.

You can thank Alice for her contribution to your fate.

[Ashley] thanks Alice