I was somewhere in a stereotypical US countryside and for whatever reason hunting a monster with - yes - Sand and woflo who were two hillbillies with shotguns. I mean what the hell, this place is driving me insane.

We searched a cabin and split up when I found one of them choking out a young blonde woman on the floor. I was like wtf are you doing and he replied something like 'this is not what it looks like, they're already dead!' And indeed there was a dead couple in the room, the woman looking identical to the one the hillbilly-admin was suffocating. Even in such an absurd dream I managed to logically combine that this was most likely the monster we were hunting which had taken the dead woman's form. Looking as if it had already passed out, the 'woman' suddenly broke free with enormous strength, retreated a few meters and crouching on the floor said with a really scary demonic deep voice 'how daaare you!'
Wow, I can't remember any such horror-movie dream since I was a teen if not kid. Usually my dreams are completely harmless but this was scary and I sort of woke up halfway. It was already morning. Yet the dream continued for a few seconds in a semi-lucid state or as hypnopompic hallucination, whatever. Anyway the monster seemed to get ready to charge but waking up also summoned tupper. Wasting no time but in the usual completely calm and unfazed not-giving-a-fuck way Alice walked right up to the monster, materialized a rod of living metal in her hand and impaled the thing through the chest like a fucking Predator with the telescopic spear. As if this wasn't sufficient, upon impact the rod branched into a multitude of needles in all directions, turning the unfortunate creature into a hedgehog. Motionlessly dropped sideways with a comically metallic sound - Fatality!
That's when I finally woke up, my mind still going nope.jpg on what had happened. Best thing, tupper was like there, there, no need to be afraid. Only dangerous monster around here will always be YOUR monster -me!

Fuck man, as cute as she looks - I'm glad that kid isn't my enemy...

I was in a subway station on the escalator, heading for the train when I noticed I was carrying my AR15. On a 2point sling around the shoulder so the rifle was on my chest. Why did I take this thing with me?
I started to get worried, running around in public with an AR is not the best idea in current times. However people didn't react at all. I kept pondering about this but didn't care much either until at some point tupper burst through in mindvoice - just like IRL yelling at me that we weren't in Texas where you can open-carry semiautomatic rifles for a trip to the supermarket and that acting like this was a serious violation of German gun laws. Told me to turn back and head home immediately before we get into any trouble. To make things even more absurd I was sorta relieved like ah right, that's not allowed anyway so no need to worry about it. Basically I realized that couldn't be happening - but did not become lucid at that point.

I finally ended up in the subway, the rifle was forgotten about and now my main concern was that all stations looked completely unfamiliar and I had no idea where I was. At some point, no idea how, I finally must have realized I was dreaming and tried to turn the girl standing next to me into Alice. She didn't yet she hugged me. Better than nothing I guess!
Tried to impose Alice which must have looked hilarious for other passengers, imagine a tulpamancer talking to and touching their tupper on a subway. Yet as in the previous attempt it didn't work and I saw and felt the same nothing as IRL. Don't you hate it when dreams are only realistic when it comes to tuppering?!