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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Cat on December 02, 2025, 09:03:32 am »
Cat slices the ghoul zombie apart with a satisfying crunch
Nyahaha you won't scare me off Nya!



Cat checks the area for more threats before washing her claws at the pond and returning to the tent.
Alice Nya those guys were vulnerable to slashing Nya but you have no slashing weapon Nya! Take one of the shortswords we found Nya!

Cat hones her sword and keeps watch while the others rest. After resting she prepares a breakfast worth 1 ration for everyone.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Joy on December 01, 2025, 10:15:05 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwIhsx00heY

Can you imagine this? It's crazy.
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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« Last post by Joy on December 01, 2025, 09:59:24 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzQ5d7zjOec

POV you're German or Russian, I have no idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sypJTYOZ-D4

Only an American would make this
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Joy on December 01, 2025, 09:38:43 pm »
Octopus zombies aren't real, they can't hurt you.

Meanwhile...

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Yulya on December 01, 2025, 05:57:40 pm »
Quote from: Joy on December 01, 2025, 03:45:11 pm
Yulya stands astonished that the threat has ended and doesn't know what to do with herself.
But she is just glad its over after the cats and Alice panicked
They were capable spellcasters I underestimated this...



Quote from: Alice on December 01, 2025, 04:17:12 pm
Still for those guys to revive - I should have disposed of their bodies earlier.
Yulya is this normal in this world or the work of some magic user?
I am certainly no expert on ghouls but I would not rule out a necromancer behind this. We must stay vigilant!
Yulya refills her focus and goes to rest in the tent.
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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Kashtan on December 01, 2025, 05:06:12 pm »
yeah that could have ended badly. i hope we can rest now without octopus zombies lol
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Off-Topic / Re: Cats
« Last post by Alice on December 01, 2025, 04:19:21 pm »
Host once again endlessly searched his phone only to realize a cat was sitting on it.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Alice on December 01, 2025, 04:17:12 pm »
Alice stops short of jumping into the lake to hide underwater as she realizes the threat is gone. She hesitantly returns to Yulya like a dog that has been caught doing something bad.
My apologies to let you see such shameful behavior. This body - is not made for fighting. I must regain my former strength...

Alice returns to the tent and hones her spear.
Still for those guys to revive - I should have disposed of their bodies earlier.
Yulya is this normal in this world or the work of some magic user?

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« Last post by Alice on December 01, 2025, 04:01:54 pm »
Whoa, that ended as fast as it begun! I almost jumped into the lake for nothing! Also I assume the snake and octopus cannot be revived after being butchered. Or at least in a very sad state.
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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« Last post by Joy on December 01, 2025, 03:45:11 pm »
[Round 3]

Frightened, Olga, Helga and Alice Dash directly away as far as they/them can go, Alice lets loose her prone, grappled prey.



Cat gives Nixie THP then slashes at the still prone ghoul zombie 1.

[2d8=9]

[HIT(A) 1d20+5+1d4=(14,CR)][DMG 1d6+5+2=12x2 weakness to slashing]

GZ1 takes 24 slashing damage and ceases to be re-unalived.

Nixie slashes at GZ2

[HIT(A) vs AC16 1d20+2+5+1d4=(9,14),(13,25)][CON vs DC15 1d20+3=11][DMG 1d6+3+2=8x2 weakness to slashing]

GZ1 takes 16 slashing damage and is also killed.

Yulya stands astonished that the threat has ended and doesn't know what to do with herself.

"Yeah Nixie! I even forgot to rally you. Shred these fools, tear their spines from their pathetic corpses, and place their severed heads on pikes to warn the others. Crush their skulls and consume the flesh so that they will never rise again."





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlLGwW7eHTI

[The threat is neutralized, please let me know what you intend to do next, I presume continue to rest.]
[You have earned 4124 EXP!]

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