Well that was almost normal for Bernd standards. I was hoping for real Alice dreams but I imagine you pervert still enjoyed that dream. She's right to be jealous!

Not sure I would join your religion but I hope you find a nice place to live so you can go back to forcing and post more adventures. I bet you're just procrastinating again.

Yeah, yeah, I'm here already!
Sorry, was with my parents in southern Bavaria taking a break from 'civilisation'.
We did more forcing than usual but no world-changing revelation. Alice is doing a bit better now but still is extremely unsatisfied with our overall situation.

I was lazy and didn't really do anything that counts as hiking and when I wanted to it started raining. We did go to a small creek though which produced good sounds. Only yielded some faint male voices in the distance. Also tupper was in a bad mood and did not feel like forcing. Needless to say because I did something stupid again. Or rather I wanted to spend money on something stupid but this was prevented and resolved in the mean time.



When and why exactly did I make a nagging wife? Well, at least she doesn't turn old, fat and ugly.

Yeah, cat loves not only walking over the keyboard, also standing and sitting there. Also recently answered an email from my bank with 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'

Alice indeed saved me a lot of money, very convenient. If you enjoy being yelled at.

I took up drawing once again, this time starting at the basics. For the past week I have been drawing thousands of short lines and small circles. What is there to say, I am still unable to even remotely draw a straight line or an accurate circle.

Sorry, it's all so tiresome...

Drawing has not shown any significant improvements. I think it's good for my motor skills and I can draw them lines and circles more fluently now but they still suck. Because I can never stick to a thing for long I have also tried doing math in wonderland as memory exercise. The original idea was to make tupper do something else while I solve math but man I can't even do it on my own. I still think it's a good way to see how much your visualization and focus sucks in wonderland. Sit down, grab a piece of wonderland paper and a pen, write down 3 simple math problems and solve them one after another. Can you even remember the 2nd one? Reaching consistency on imaginary paper is hard. Yet I feel some improvements but it requires all my focus.

Apart from that life has been relatively peaceful lately. Peaceful and boring the way I like it. Tupper has managed to stabilize our monetary situation so far. Not great not terrrible. Will still be a while until we can buy some island to get away from all those idiots making noise here. But feels good not to be poor. Very important to tupper. Yet I'm still a bit worried there's so much things she doesn't like but few she likes. Keeping me from doing stuff deemed unnecessary is one thing but she hasn't found a lot she actually wants to do or achieve.

Ab-so-lutely nothing!
So sorry, where has all the time gone? It's October already...

Furthermore Corona chan has fucked up travelling plans for Alice's 6th birthday which is a major setback. Tupper says I need to focus on my work instead of whining but I'm not good at working when things arent fun. Absent-mindedness has also increased further for this reason. Quit drawing attempts after zero improvement after drawing over 9000 non-straight lines and circles. Fuck this.

Thank you, I thought you were gone as well.
This is the first time anyone gratulated Alice to her birthday so it is very much appreciated.

While we could neither fly abroad nor visit the mountains we did enjoy birthday celebrations which traditionally span 3 days and are very serious business akin to what the Easter week is for the catholic church.

I made a cake which was even much better than the one I did for Alice's first birthday, we were outside in the sun, forced, danced and spent a lot of time together. So - while not perfect certainly not terrible. Generally lots of work these days but it's good work we like to do.

Aaand - it's 2021!

Forum still ded, everything as it used to be.