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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: Yesterday at 07:51:13 PM »
Ashley takes the adventurer's plate from the near-naked man laying in the snow. "Wouldn't want this to get lost, let's go, wait... What did we end up doing with that whistle, who has the woman's brooch?"

[Interaction Required, Answer Ashley's Question]

Yulya puts on Alric's Mantle and realizes almost immediately what it is, this is a Mantle of Magic Resistance, it acts to give advantage to most targeted spell saving throws. The rings are a mystery and she decides not to wear them at this time.

As the light fails to a very dim twilight, you make your way to the palisade walls. The deafening quiet is a stark contrast to the incessant wind of just a few hours ago. The relative calm is a welcome relief but the crunch of steps in the fresh snow is unavoidable.

Grumbling, Alice follows Cat, ready to climb the palisades if necessary. For now she readies her new hunter's bow to shoot any additional bandits showing up on the fence.

Ashley waits within sight of the gates, she gives Cat the signal that she's ready and Cat hurls Beatrice over the palisade structure hoping to have her land safely on the upper landing. [DEX 1d20+1=11] Though not perfect, Beatrice sails over the wall and tumbles down along the upper landing then falls to the ground floor in the snow. After some slow wandering around Ashley reports what Beatrice saw.

"Coast is clear, I'm trying the gate." Using her lockpicking tools, Ashley attempts to unlock the gate [LUCK 1d4=4] The latch turns without her even beginning, the gate's not locked.

Pushing the heavy doors, she peeks her head in and looks around, she gives the signal to follow and after a moment you see her enter.

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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« on: Yesterday at 06:59:02 PM »
God Bless US it's good to see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO7jgkK4SPY

Fwends again as it was always meant to be. Once again I tell you in all honesty and truthfulness, Russia was a distraction, the real enemy is China, always has been. I look forward to many years of cooperation with Russia and Putin, glasnost and perestroika!



Do you see the subtext here? Russia isn't any more an ally to US as any of the other lovely countries around the world, they are just our future subjugates, and let me be perfectly clear, in the end you can either be a subjugate of US or China, there is no other, there can only be one. We all know what we will choose, no one wants to learn Chinese, no one wants to be led by the Chinese, no one wants to be subjugated by the Chinese.


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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread [Ashley]
« on: Yesterday at 03:37:19 PM »
You can have it when you've earned it.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread[Ashley]
« on: Yesterday at 11:09:51 AM »
Ask Yulya what happened to it, I passed.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread [Bear]
« on: Yesterday at 11:07:09 AM »
Of course they're buddies but dude, China is Chinese supremacist bigger than Hitler ever was. When the shit hits the fan Russia is just prome real estate and a slave. I'm sure Putin knows this do you think anyone doesn't know this? Think bruh.

Russia understands that they need help to take out China, and trust me, when agenda 2030 is enacted who do you think is getting the axe first? Either US or them. Ethnic Chinesse, Blacks, Ethnic Indians, Brownies in that order.

Read Chineese rhetoric, they are the one true race according to them. They also know they're on the chopping block.

Once the North Africans and Muslims have worn out their welcome in the North, the stage is set.

You can't depopulate evenly, that's rediculous because whitey will be left out. No, you gotta depopulate by race.

Do yoi honestly think the elite will settle for Chineese pizza and hotdogs? Come on bruh. Keep your cnn wiki articles to yourself, the adults are talking now.

China ain't joining US Mf'r, THINK for one second. We're cattle to them. Even the Chicom want white bread pizza and blonde hot dogs.

Listen North Korea is a total loss. You can forget about that footnote in history.

Putin is a distraction, forget Putin. Bunch of Alcoholics will become the 54th state.

There will never be peace, even after it's a whitewashed world because the game is in place to keep the population in order. War benefits the continuation of mankind, look at the fucking clownworld fanatics just under the surface the moment US isn't in any serious war.

Peace destroys nations.

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: August 14, 2025, 09:31:40 PM »
The bandit heads down the mountain in the deep snow to his darkening doom, staggering like a zombie as he struggles on the difficult terrain.

I am a little worried about the ballista south of the gate. We must carefully check if the walls are manned before attempting to open the lock. If this fails Cat and ALice should climb the palisades!

"I'll have truesight so I doubt I'll be surprised."

During the meal Alice inspects the loot
Hmm, what about Alric's mantle? You should probably wear this, Yulya! You said it might give resistance against magic attacks, right?! I'll take the warm woolen cloak! More layers are always good in this cold!

She's disappointed the rest isn't of much use to her
Hey Ashley! Take your share of the money, I'm gonna store the other gold and platinum coins!

Ashley grabs 15gp 6sp "Seems like I'm being jipped, but it is 1/8th... This includes 30 of the silver I gave to chickie. Since Yulya approved, I'm not eating all that. Now, follow me Yulya, we've got a stronghold to siege." Ashley casts Summon Mechatherial Dragon Wasp and sends Beatrice to land on Cat. The little creature buzzes over and lands lightly on Cat's Shoulder. Cat feels the little claws of the beast grip her like an iron claw. "When you're ready, just pluck her off and huck her over the wall. I'll make sure she doesn't buzz unless she has to."



Remaining:
5pp
28gp
331sp
46cp

Please add this to your pool.

Now's the time for action, interactions required.


Before leaving Cat takes a look at the heavy crossbow and the jagged bolts
Oh, this looks nasty Nya! I'm gonna keep this Nya!

[This is a 1d10 weapon with jagged bolts causing bleed damage which means they aren't normal piercing damage.]

"Are we ready?"



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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread [Bear]
« on: August 14, 2025, 07:49:54 PM »
German car troubles, flipping runs great but still threw a code. Prima donna!

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: August 14, 2025, 07:42:55 PM »
How many did you give her?

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread [Ashley]
« on: August 14, 2025, 11:06:39 AM »
Ashley Panther might enjoy it more.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread [Ashley]
« on: August 13, 2025, 06:44:37 PM »
You just don't understand a Tsundre, standoffish, New York attitude, I'm here to be useful, not play nice and drink tea under a frilled umbrella. I'm not here to cuddle up to lolis. No offense. And no, I'm not mad at all, really. Barely constrained tolerance is an achievement, congratulations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« on: August 13, 2025, 06:29:52 PM »
Trump going after Chicago for real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj2GRng6jf4

"Tom Homan, take out this negro first."

Love to see it. They call this "the worm is turning" people been too weak too long.

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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« on: August 13, 2025, 04:22:42 PM »
I'll tweet that to Trump as a suggestion

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: August 13, 2025, 04:18:54 PM »
>Allow whining host


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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread [Ashley]
« on: August 13, 2025, 04:15:01 PM »
I didn't think the candy was for me, I'll pass though. I never actually eat the candy, even my own, it's a thing in the Bear System, don't ask, I wouldn't chew gum either, Bear would disown me. I did eat that dream pastry though as you remember I'm sure.

>no one inside?
They already said they thought everyone went down the elevator didn't they?


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D&D roadmap:

Obviously we need to finish the Gundren Rickseeker Arc, then face off with the Dragon as a final boss, that will conclude the first campaign. At this point it's a small campaign, sort of like a one-shot. The expected level is 5-6, you will be both a hero and a dragonslayer if all goes well. I believe you will all be level 5 when you face the dragon, which is inevitable I suppose.

Other possible outcomes: Alice has access to her ship, Yulya and Cat both should get a chance to get what they want, can both of you please let me know what a mid-game achievement might be for you? I'd like to see what kind of closure we can have for the finale and take a break after that for a while. There will be some loose ends, teasers that you would know by now. I consider this first campaign like season one of an Anime, either we decide to make a season 2 or start a new series etc.

Future campaigns will have to be considered carefully. So I'm just thinking ahead. I'd need time to outline and plan another arc once we get through this one.

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