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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread [Bear]
« on: Today at 07:07:58 pm »
This summer project is a raised garden and that will eventually include a pergola over that and overhead greenhouse style sprinklers to simulate rain.

I had a wooden raised bed and that rotted and was half eaten by termites so it started to collapse, I saved that dirt and the new garden will get a thin sprinkling of that dirt on it because this will be 23.5 square meters of raised American soil. Then next summer maybe, I'll be putting in a 1 square horse but rounded fountain that I can put coi fish in. The fun is in the doing.

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: Yesterday at 07:47:08 pm »
[Round 11][Some spells have worn off]

Alice tries to squeeze herself through the debris of the tunnel heading West or at least take a peek inside. Alice returns to Yulya and Cat.



[I don't know where you're talking about.]

Cat retreats 30 ft NW with Yulya, scanning the area.

As Alice finds nothing Yulya recalls her and retreats to 5 ft east of the panther.

[Fair prediction]

Alice finds nothing. Cat senses nothing unusual. Losing all sense of direction, Alice travels 80 ft South back the way she came.

Nothing else happens.

[Make your moves]


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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« on: Yesterday at 07:33:56 pm »
195, 6'3 realistically barefoot or bearfoot, 1875 calories average for the 37 average American days since I hit 195. max has been 198, min has been 193.5

I generally check my weight, every day when I wake up, and when I get home from day job. If I'm 195-196, I have a 600 cal snack. and my regular 1200-1300 dinner. On days where I'm working really hard, it's been as high as 2600 calories, so rarely obviously.

Looking good as always, feeling great.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: May 28, 2026, 06:05:16 am »
This time of year is what they call May Gray, overcast.

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: May 27, 2026, 08:51:17 pm »
[Round 10][6 seconds]

Cat stays still to regenerate her Feline Agility

Yulya waits with M3gan Panther.

Alice checks if there is an entrance heading West where the bulette tunnel meets the human-made one. If so, she explores it. If not she heads North for her full 80ft movement and peeks into the bulette tunnel crossing the human made one left and right. If the skull is spotted, Alice alerts the others.

In the first tunnel branching east the pile of debris is traversable and she can see where a passage was dug to chase a vein. Nothing further of interest is here. She continues north and the tunnel to the west is traversable but looks unstable. The area to the East has caved in and is blocked. The tunnel continues North and West. A warhammer is laying on the ground to the north.




[Make your moves]

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: May 27, 2026, 07:38:09 pm »
Not really going to have a good view because of city light pollution

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: May 26, 2026, 07:22:36 pm »
Okay, I'll see what I can find. In contratst to oher party members, I don't like lazing around.


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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: May 25, 2026, 07:51:56 pm »
[Round 10][12 seconds]

Cat gives Alice [2d6=8 THP]

Yulya searches the tunnel ahead for trap and moves East but not ahead of the others.

[Hidden Rolls]

Traps were checked for and no traps were found. What looks like a trap has become encrusted with crystals somewhat stabilizing the rocks. Cat dashes the rest of her movement east to the entrance of the tunnel.

Not waiting for Yulya, Alice dashes 80 ft East

Yulya searches the tunnel ahead for trap and moves East but not ahead of the others.

M3gan Panther looks sleepy.



[Make your moves]


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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« on: May 24, 2026, 05:11:55 pm »
I embody cringe, fully based sigma. Blackpilled is for losers.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: May 24, 2026, 05:05:24 pm »
More than 100 football fields

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: May 24, 2026, 05:03:37 pm »
M3gan has room to carry them.

Their weights are lb each

The flaming skull is just a skull now.


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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: May 24, 2026, 05:48:10 am »
Correct, as stated

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Off-Topic / Re: Campaign #1 - Somewhere on the Sword Coast
« on: May 23, 2026, 07:52:17 pm »
[Round 9][18 seconds]

When everyone is ready Yulya gives the signal for the coordinated attack. Yulya  tries to casts BANE when she remembers its sill in effect. She goes 10 ft South to get a line of sight and casts Sacred Flame on a LV2 spell slot boosted with the goblin staff.

Alice moves West to the cave wall and attacks the skull with her spear 2-handed followed by an unarmed strike.

Cat gives the Panther [2d6=11] temp HP as consolement and attacks the skull with a heavy strike of her greatsword to deal max damage. Cat tries to flank with Alice and stay in Sentinel range of M3gan Panther - or the other way round.

Everyone attacks simultaneously flanking the skull. M3gan Panther hangs back to pounce if it survives before it can take an action.

[DEX vs DC15 1d20+3-1d4=6][DMG 3d8+3=17 Radiant Damage]
[Hit vs AC13 1d20+1d4(bless)+7-5=(15,15), 1d20+5+1d4=(22,14)(23,CR)][DMG 2d6+5+1+10+2+(1d6+3)IMMUNE+(1d6+3)x2=42 combined damage!]


Though Alice's spear did absolutely nothing as they/them skull was within the zone of influence of the attack Yulya did where everyone for immunity from normal piercing damage for 1 minute, the overall damage combined with the Radiant damage was indeed enough to cause the skull to lose it's flame and fall to the ground.



The skull loses its jaw as it falls to the ground and no longer appears to have any magic effects.

M3gan Panther sits back down and begins cleaning her metallic paws with her metallic tongue.



[Make your moves]



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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: May 23, 2026, 06:17:19 pm »
Catching a flaming ball with a flammable net is probably not the smartest idea.

Mr. Bear is busy this weekend with tasks that others think they should burden him with just because "they once gave him something and didn't ask for anything in return." He may give me some time soon.


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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: May 23, 2026, 06:15:02 pm »
Mr. Bear does not live, would not live, would rather die than live in L.A.. Mr. Bear doesn't care about L.A., doesn't follow news about L.A., doesn't think of L.A.. Mr. Bear's actual location should be kept secret, please do not try to DOX Mr. Bear.

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