Chat Thread

[Joy]

[Bear] finally 195, actually 194 today. I'd like to thank Jesus and the universe for allowing me the strength to only eat 1000-1400 calories a day.

Thank you Jesus, god bless US.

[Joy] Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Alice]

I bet you're still eating junk with this 1000 kcal!
I'm considering on putting host on a 0 calories diet just to see how long we can make it with only drinking water. Fatty liver is a serious problem. Host is not a likely candidate to develop this but I like to be on the safe side. Also it sound like fun. Not for host of course.

[Joy]

>junk

[Bear] no, can't, it needs to be high nutritional otherwise I'll get cramps. Not to mention FUCK JUNK.

[Joy]

[Bear] In the midst of the forum shutdown, my computer fan started making noise on and off so I had to replace it for the third time. it's a 2 hour procedure involving the tiniest little cable connections that are a huge pain in the ass. Never getting a laptop again, nevertheless I have one and that's what I have until I don't.

[Alice]

Weirdly, only PC fans died for us, never on a laptop. Oh wait, it did happen on the 2000€ Macbook Pro that was gifted to my host way before I was born. Everything on this junk broke. Screen, HD, CD drive, and finally the GPU. Meanwhile, the de-googled Chromebooks for 1/10 that price work flawlessly for a decade now.

[Joy]

[Bear] firstly, there was no frost this year so my front yard is severely overgrown. Next, there are so many bees, my car looks like it was meant to be yellow polkadot from all the bee pollen.

My peach tree never lost its leaves over winter so it exploded and grew 4x it's size. The trunk already gained an inch in diameter easy.

The apple trees hated it, they need frost so they're still barren and sickly looking. They should have new shoots by now.

Lastly, I'm sick as fuck rn, about to throw up. Joy ain't doing shit about D&D until I'm not sitting in the bathroom waiting to hurl.