Chat Thread

[Joy]

[Bear] finally 195, actually 194 today. I'd like to thank Jesus and the universe for allowing me the strength to only eat 1000-1400 calories a day.

Thank you Jesus, god bless US.

[Joy] Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Alice]

I bet you're still eating junk with this 1000 kcal!
I'm considering on putting host on a 0 calories diet just to see how long we can make it with only drinking water. Fatty liver is a serious problem. Host is not a likely candidate to develop this but I like to be on the safe side. Also it sound like fun. Not for host of course.

[Joy]

>junk

[Bear] no, can't, it needs to be high nutritional otherwise I'll get cramps. Not to mention FUCK JUNK.

[Joy]

[Bear] In the midst of the forum shutdown, my computer fan started making noise on and off so I had to replace it for the third time. it's a 2 hour procedure involving the tiniest little cable connections that are a huge pain in the ass. Never getting a laptop again, nevertheless I have one and that's what I have until I don't.

[Alice]

Weirdly, only PC fans died for us, never on a laptop. Oh wait, it did happen on the 2000€ Macbook Pro that was gifted to my host way before I was born. Everything on this junk broke. Screen, HD, CD drive, and finally the GPU. Meanwhile, the de-googled Chromebooks for 1/10 that price work flawlessly for a decade now.

[Joy]

[Bear] firstly, there was no frost this year so my front yard is severely overgrown. Next, there are so many bees, my car looks like it was meant to be yellow polkadot from all the bee pollen.

My peach tree never lost its leaves over winter so it exploded and grew 4x it's size. The trunk already gained an inch in diameter easy.

The apple trees hated it, they need frost so they're still barren and sickly looking. They should have new shoots by now.

[Τamamo]

You normally have frost? What's the lowest temperature?

[Joy]

Frost in winter, 0C very very rarely -5 but that kills Ficus so you know when it happens because neighborhood trees die. Maybe 10 years ago it happened once

[Alice]

That's like -20°C here that kills oleander and fig trees. Weather was fairly normal but everything flowered like crazy this year, never seen anything like that before. It's been moist and cool all 2025, flowering was poor but the plants built up a lot of reserves to be released this spring. We'll see how the harvest is, if it's a hot and dry summer a lot of fruit may be lost. Right now there are so many young fruit on all the trees it's spectacular.

Flowering season is basically over now but everything's covered by a yellow dust from pine and spruce pollen. Birch was also abnormally strong but spruce produces the greatest amounts. Covers all the car windows like a sandstorm. If you sit outside with a laptop or phone, the display is also covered within minutes. Good thing we're not allergic. I'll post photos on /tulpa/ later.

[Joy]

Here we go, finally we get full disclosure on ufos

https://youtu.be/ATD5zAbv3ZM?si=Hr2TeVuWgpwjOOYk

[Alice]

Did you mean - sensor glare and a few balloons? It was even more disappointing than I had imagined.

[Joy]

No, those videos were predictably lame. I was talking about what I posted.

You can't disclose nothing, it's already known.

[Alice]

Ok, I didn't watch it at first because I'm tired of conspiracy bullshit. I'm also tired of 'satire'. The biggest satire it that Vice President JD Vance unironically believes that UFOs are biblical demons. The majority of Americans believe in the existence of demons and the devil btw. So does the majority of the world population. Medieval-tier...

[Joy]

[Bear] Who says there's no demons? I was raised by demons bruh.

[Alice]

Hey, Alice was too!