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« Reply #1905 on: June 13, 2026, 08:04:23 pm »
Alice just wants to be friends with everyone. she's like Luffy.


>chicks are not available in your country
that would suck

btw before we run into another embarrassment about Yulyas immunity - what counts as beast and what not? i assume a monster is not a beast. so just regular animals?
« Last Edit: June 13, 2026, 08:15:15 pm by Kashtan »

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« Reply #1906 on: June 13, 2026, 08:31:47 pm »
The monster manual does label some creatures beasts.

"Mundane animals, giant versions of animals, and fantasy fauna. Generally defined aa natural parts of the fantasy ecology, lacking society, language, or significant intelligence."

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« Reply #1907 on: June 14, 2026, 03:49:51 am »
>chicks are not available in your country
that would suck
Haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yzg9Wh4afY&t=38s

I give Sherlock Dwarf the benefit of just having returned from the dead and being a dwarf in general, but he was a bit too eager to shift the blame away from the dwarves instead of telling about himself, or asking about us.


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« Reply #1908 on: June 14, 2026, 03:48:51 pm »
no assessment from Yulya if hes speaking the truth or hiding something?

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« Reply #1909 on: June 14, 2026, 08:48:06 pm »
You'll have to use your own powers of deduction and intuition.

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« Reply #1910 on: June 16, 2026, 03:48:28 am »
I'm curious about the testimony of the girls. While suspended on the elevator, the suspense is growing!
We need to think about what we will take with us. Without our Mules we cannot loot the mine down to the last rusty nail as (some of us have) planned. I doubt the dwarf and the girls can carry a lot and our 3 adventurers are already packed to the brim.

Alice is sitting down, listening to the story, playing with Nezzer's head on her lap.

You did that, Mr. Black Spider? That wasn't very nice! Off to the corner with you!
Alice places the head in a corner of the room, his face facing the wall.
You gotta love Alice for this!

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« Reply #1911 on: June 16, 2026, 03:53:22 am »
Don't be afraid to be encumbered, the dwarf will only have a speed of 20ft/2mph anyway.

Cat needs to post.

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« Reply #1912 on: June 16, 2026, 04:09:03 am »
Even when rested? We, especially Alice, will freeze to death at this speed.

And I think you slightly underestimate the weight problem.
140 lbs - sacks WAR and Peace in the elevator
120 lbs - barrel medium floor
215 lbs - barrel top floor

This does not include the unknown amount of scrap metal and dwarven bronze ore we found, as well as 2 beer barrels, all stored at the entrance. Even without them there's a minimum additional weight above encumbrance of 475 lbs
More realistic is 500 -600 lbs.
With one level of encumbrance, the party can carry an additional 300 lbs and is reduced to 2mph. The girls and dwarf would have to carry close to 100 lbs each. And there are no suitable containers like backpacks. rolling a 150 lb barrel through the snow doesn't sound fun.
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« Reply #1913 on: June 16, 2026, 09:16:40 am »
Don't expect the girls or dwarf to carry out your junk, wait...

Were you the slavers all along?


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« Reply #1914 on: June 16, 2026, 06:09:49 pm »
Freedom isn't free. We should make all of them our slaves for a year as payment for saving them.