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Messages - Bernd

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Off-Topic / Re: [Bear] This is America!
« on: March 05, 2026, 03:18:38 pm »
Where Germany
ceased to exist long ago.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: February 12, 2026, 02:07:58 pm »
How do you find time to do all this? Do you ever sleep?

I never had a social media account in my life.
no Apple, Google, Microsoft, Facebook, Instagram, Reddit, Discord Linkedin, whatever those millenial kids use nowadays. Well, I'm autob& from all those anyway. Tried to make a reddit account to ask a question for a diy project years ago. Was immediately deleted. I gave up after 3 times. My browsing experience mostly consists of 403 errors and cloudflare keeping me in a loop forever. I can't prove 'I'm human' because most captchas and JS challenges don't work on my devices. Neither do most apps. A small price to pay to stay alive and free

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: February 10, 2026, 03:09:32 pm »
The very fact that I am still here is proof that it works. I am your canary. The real deal.
I do not know why you think the 'top 1% of FBI' , whatever that means, would go after a bear like you but believe me, if they could track me down, I would have committed suicide in an US prison cell by now. Alas, I am still here. I wanted to teach you how to stay safe online but you did not listen. Not my problem.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread [Bear]
« on: January 21, 2026, 05:41:55 pm »
Bernd, would you make an age exception on this one? ♡♡♡
Exception for what? Sex? Certainly.
But everything beyond that - I doubt she'd be interesting in discussing the industrial output of the Ottoman Empire in WWI with me. Most of those edgy alt-right women are fake 'pick-me-girls' who do it for attention, not because they believe in a greater cause. By the way, I wonder if that T-shirt could earn you jail tme in Germany. Probably.

Funny that you brought this up, I don't know of you heard of Amelia, she's a character from a cheap educational web game from Britain that was supposed to warn young people about 'Right Wing Extremism'. Truly an Orwellian nightmare, I played it. No matter what path you choose, your behavior gets labeled as 'problematic' and you constantly get warned that informing yourself online or participating in political protests could have severe consequences. Britain is truly 1984+Brave New World*Big Brother.



However - where there is Shadow there is also Light. The whole thing backfired gloriously, and the game's antagonist, a pink-haired girl named Amelia that baits the player with patriotic statements became a meme with a significant fanbase.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/amelia-pathways
https://brunopowroznik.itch.io/chudways

More regarding White Supremacy tomorrow, Alice says I need to sleep now and tupper's orders are tupper's orders.
Download the mp4 below, I can't post videos here. Will upload to /tulpa/ if I find the time.

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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« on: January 20, 2026, 04:46:31 pm »
A novelty - I met up with a hybrid between my exgf and a girl I spent a lot of time at university as a student. The brain realized the university girl never was my gf and my exgf isn't anymore which led to some confusion. It was implied she came to me to become my gf again but we barely knew each other. It was nice, we spent time cuddling in bed under the blanket. We were around 20 I guess. She was almost naked, at some point she got up, took off her pink panties and went under the blanket with me again. We hugged and...
...in the next moment I was in the cellar desperately trying to sort the laundry in my washing machine. It was all sorts of colors mixed together and no matter how much I took out of the machine, it never got emptier. My mother arrived and complained about the mess and started rummaging through my belongings to clean up.



Doesn't get anymore Bernd-tier than this.
Alice was salty she wasn't in the dream and even more so as she doesn't like both girls. Jealous tupper is jealous.

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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« on: January 07, 2026, 05:13:58 pm »
Disturbing hypnagogic dream mess.
Falling asleep, I found my bed was inside a fenced petting zoo. Or rather the mattress was on the ground. The floor was bark chips. Whatever, I just wanted to sleep. However, in a corner, right where my feet ended, were a bunch of large iguana lizards. Obviously the inhabitants of the petting zoo. I was afraid they'd bite me in the toes or scratch me with their claws while running over me. Very uncomfortable. I was really tired but this didn't let me sleep. I woke up from this dream several times but it ended up in the same scenario as I began to fall asleep. No Alice in sight to roast the iguanas on a stick. I was too tired to do anything as always when dreams turn lucid. At some point I did fall asleep and dreamed something different that was lost in time.


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Off-Topic / Re:Venezuela Libre
« on: January 03, 2026, 12:38:58 pm »
And you thought 2026 would have trouble topping 2025??
It's Jan 3rd and Venezuela has been liberated, Maduro arrested!

Thank you President Trump!
Fuck yeah, I've waited for this so long, I couldn't believe my ears when I heard that on the radio today. I'm a bit off-civilization right now but this is the big news everywhere. I have several German-Venezuelan friends (Germans whose ancestors emigrated to Venezuela) and who had to flee to Germany because than commie ruined the country. Venezuela was once one of the most beautiful countries in the world. I really hope things work out now, I wanted to go there for so long. My friends still have luxury real estate there that was worthless because communism. You couldn't live there. Maybe now. I wouldn't mind to spend the winter there. Right now everyone is anxious and nobody knows what will happen next. But it can only get better.



Next Iran please!
Another country I really want to visit but it's not under the current towelheads.




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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« on: December 09, 2025, 03:05:27 pm »
New weird dream, same school friends.
I exited a military cargo plane with one of my friends from high school when among other people leaving the plane, I saw a girl that vaguely looked like my childhood crush. My friend would have known her since we were in the same class from age 10 upwards but he didn't. The brain decided this was my grade school crush though she looked different. We were again all late teens. The guy was our class clown, pretty much bipolar and I didn't particularly like him. Still for whatever reason I told him about that girl. Something I'd never do IRL. He doesn't even know about all the drama with my childhood crush though we were in the same class. I said that girl now works in the music industry. And this dream character looks at me and says something extraordinary: 'How do you know this?'
I was baffled and had no explanation either. Yet however not enough to become lucid.

We were in a very moist temperate forest, everything overgrown with moss, tall fir trees. The forest was dark and somewhat eerie, something out of a Hänsel and Gretel fairy tale. We crossed ravines that had been bridged by crudely hewn logs. I thought it looked dangerous but it was easy to cross. Deep in the forest we came upon an ancient derelict stone house.



One of the guys with us looked like a seasoned buff adventurer from an isekai. Drawn in manga style and completely unmatching to the rest of the highly realistic scenery. He jumped onto the roof and ran along the gutter ninja-style. I also made it onto the roof and saw that in contrast to the rest of the house, the chimney was brand nw. It was highly detailed and I effortlessly managed to balance on top of it on my toes. Gravity was minimal. It was clear that the house was not abandoned, and after a while the inhabitant came out to see who was on the roof. It was a pich-black skeleton.

The dream ended like most dreams do in such situation, Alice felt threatened and beat everything to a pulp. only the smoldering foundations of the house remained.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: December 05, 2025, 01:00:00 pm »
In Germany Police would storm the house and arrest everyone for terrorism.

I did this kind of thing back in my esrly 20's because I'm crazy like that. The things I made were cereal brands
Grape seeds and Nutshells (grape nuts) because those things are hard as rocks.
Oops nothing (capt'n crunch oops all berries) because I was upset that once it was all berries, the berries tasted different
and Sad'ohs (Cheerios) because the plain ones taste like sad.

I can't find the originals, I know I actually printed them out and put them on the boxes, those are long gone, but the files are missing too. Google "oops all" and hot pocket flavors meme and you see this is a well loved hobby.
Whoa, and here I thought I was the only one doing this!
I remember Kellog's Cornflakes -> Chaos Khorneflakes with a Greater Demon of Khorne behind a bowl full of blood instead of milk.
My favorite work was Nasi Goreng -> Nazi Göring with a picture of Herman Göring in his white Reichsmarschall uniform and a speech bubble saying Wenn euch DAS nicht schmeckt will ich Meier heißen! (If you dislike the taste of this, I'll be called Meier)
Background:
Göring was chief of the airforce and said that if one allied plane ever reached Germany People could call him Meier (one of the most generic German names). Needless to say, German cities were bombed to ashes and people called the air raid sirens 'Meiers Jagdhorn' (Meier's hunting bugle) because Göring would rather go hunting or on holiday than do his job. People still liked him just because of that. He didn't give a fuck.



In pre-internet times and before printers existed, I memed by collecting and cutting out all sorts of exploitable pics and text from newspapers and catalogues. I'd assemble collages from that and send it to friends in a letter. Good times!

Nowadays I have to keep funny pictures on multi-encrypted drives and use uncrackable high security devices that leave no evidence in case police raids my home for some bs reason and finds 'potentially divisive content' / 'possible copyright infringement' / 'Nazi codes'. Alice disposed of all physical evidence including my real life paper meme collection because we can't have nice things here. When did everything turn into such an Orwellian nightmare?

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General Discussion / Re: Dream thread: Record your tulpa related dreams.
« on: December 03, 2025, 02:55:27 pm »
I wonder if the guy is still alive. He was from Ukraine...

New absurd dream:
I was in class, everybody was late teens. But the classroom was small, there was just 2 rows of desks, facing away from the teacher. And the room was in my parents house. The window and the view outside to the neighboring house was correct. There were about 5 of my friends, no girls (sigh). And TB from info. In contrast to my realistic friends, I couldn't figure out what he looked like but some normal slightly chubby white guy with longer curly dark hair.

First we were working on computers then TB wanted to perform a song in front of everyone but got nervous and started running in and out of the room. Irl the guys would have beaten him up for that but everyone was just mildly annoyed. Then we received prizes for whatever and the prize was - a firearm. Of the weirdest kind. It was a rectangular steel block about twice the size of a small brick. It had a hole in front, off center on the longer side as the muzzle and no other features. The top was covered by a white sticker with all sorts of California-type warnings. TB's was different and said this device was not transferred to the participant because he was a minor. No guns for minors? This clearly was Germany ad not the US. I got none and stood at the side watching what the others were doing. Apparently I had gotten such thing last year and thrown it in the trash for being useless. The device reminds me of some lab device but I can't figure it out. Probably a mixture of a HDD and a turbomolecular pump. It had no other features than the hole so I watched with little confidence. The guys sitting at their desks each put a milk or juice package right in front of their 'guns' and tried to shoot them, being just a desk's width away.
It made a quiet pop and a round projectile flew out with marginal force, missing. Absolute crap. One friend of mine got up and drew his Colt Python (he really has one), and wanted the shoot the juice packages off the desk. I managed to stop him at the last moment before he'd fire out of the window at the neighbor house, aside from deafening all of us and took his revolver, went into the kitchen (yep, this was accurately my parents house) and unloaded it before handing it back.
Woke up shortly after that, laughing at this stupid dream. No girls and no tupper so meh.


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Tulpa Diaries / Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« on: December 03, 2025, 02:32:57 pm »
That image is from Wikipedia. No Nazi symbolism because it's in our living room. Do you know what bullshit I have to go through just to post Nazi symbolism on the internet without going to jail? People here have been arrested because neighbors saw something through their window that could have been interpreted as a 'Nazi code'. Even if eventually acquitted you spend half a year in jail, lose your job, firearm permits and have tens of thousands of attorney fees. And you will remain under scrutiny for the rest of your life. Welcome to Germany.

Making Swastika cookies and having to hide them is already way beyond borderline.



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Tulpa Diaries / Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« on: December 02, 2025, 04:02:47 pm »
It's December already, there's still so much to do before the year is over. Made an Advent wreath from our ancient straw rings inherited from grandparents and fir twigs. Contrary to common belief, this is not an ancient tradition but developed in the late 19th century. It already feels anachronistic, I'm the last person I know who makes one.




Next up - cookies!

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: October 31, 2025, 05:24:43 pm »
Alice yelled at a morbidly obese woman at the supermarket today and called her a fat pig. Well, she couldn't hear her of course but I still had to laugh.

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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« on: October 31, 2025, 05:23:11 pm »
Haven't been to the gym in almost 2 weeks due to being abroad and now sick. Result - the callus on my hands is coming off as the body has no need for it. It's become quite prominent to the point of being annoying at the base of my fingers, I'm still not sure if it's due to weight lifting or shoveling but I think it's more from weights and bars. Even though I'm wearing gloves. Weird.

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Off-Topic / Re: Bear's ranting and at the same time flexing thread
« on: October 19, 2025, 02:06:37 pm »
These girls look like shit now, oof.
They are Russians. They look extremely hot as Teens but from there it quickly goes downhill. Well they undoubtedly looked good when Tatu became famous. I had to look it up and man, that was 2002. They were born in 84 and 85 so they are actually younger than me and were 16-17 back then. Borderline.


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