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Movie-tier dream.
A lot was forgotten until I managed to write it down but it had strange D&D elements mixed in.

So I had Alice's D&D spear but it was very tall, about twice the size of a man with a thick crude wooden shaft. Inspired by the poisoned arrows, I had designed an explosive metal head for it that would explode upon impact. Still I was myself in my usual home. I went out on the street and decided to test it on a nearby tree in a garden behind the fence. Ready to stab my spear into the tree above the fence, it dawned on me, or Alice complained, that this probably was not the best idea and equivalent to discharging a firearm in public. There were people walking on the streets. I thought about coming again at night but this was dismissed as equally idiotic. So I took my spear to Nymphenburg Park to test it there. While the neighborhood had been realistic, the park was unfamiliar. The path branched soon after the entrance and went into thick forest. I decided to go right. But I tripped and the explosive spear head hit the floor and caught fire. Apparently it would explode after burning for a while. I managed to blow out the flame but it kept re-igniting. I knew I had to get rid of the spear before it blew up in my hands - or worse in my face when I tried to blow out the flame but there was a huge group of children on a field trip all around me. I ran with my burning spear trying to leave them behind. Finally in nature, the park had turned into wilderness. There was a metal ladder up an earthen cliff over a pond. For whatever reason I threw the spear at the ladder and it got stuck there, breaking off the metal head which remained stuck while the shaft fell down. You know me, I can't leave things in disorder so I climbed the ladder, removed the explosive spear head that could explode at any sec with my hands and threw it into the pond below. There in went up with a boom making a huge splash. People around raised an eyebrow but didn't investigate this further.

Conclusion:
Explosive arrow or spear heads need further development and testing before they can be deployed to adventurers!

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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« on: May 22, 2025, 03:49:41 PM »
I am always the same weight 70±2 kg
Missed the last opportunity for a DEXA scan in March, I hope I can make one in June to see how body fat and muscle mass developed compared to a year ago. It was shortly after I made that 2 weeks Fasting Mimicking Diet with 800 kcal per day and I had 68 kg. Now I am around 72. I do think I look significantly more muscular than a year ago but I don't spend hours watching myself in a mirror naked bc No Homo.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: May 22, 2025, 03:44:45 PM »
Graphene is the OS that replaces stock Android. I have no idea how to do meaningful image manipulation on a phone. How would that work with your finger? It's bad enough with a mouse - unless you're a Bear. I have an Intuos Pro drawing tablet,but that helps only marginally if you can't draw at all. Good enough fro retouching AI though. A lot of Alice reaction pics for D&D need to be adapted.

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Based.
I don't think I ever dreamed about zombies, I'm very sure there never were any zombie girls.

I had a number of semi lucid dream fragments this morning fading in- and out of sleep but it was the usual uncontrollable nonsense. No chance of summoning tupper. Everything is so exhausting in this state.

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I never liked Stephanie, she looks like a plastic doll. I think she was 13-16 in the show (which I never watched). I only know the memes.


Dreamed I had boobs. Not massive, A-cup but still highly uncomfortable. Why?

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a hottie little 14-16 yr-old
based



She's in frilly panties and like a small cape or something, topless, and she wants to play. So I do the gentlemanly thing and give her a hand.
Got to feel her up and stare at her while manually playing and she loved it of course. Was about it, enjoyed it in dream but when I woke up I was like... wtf man, I'm turning into Yakumo. This is not good.
Excuse me, but I don't masturbate little girls, not even in dreams. That's just you.
Still I'm proud, we will get you to the real deal eventually. Embrace lolis!

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: May 12, 2025, 03:43:57 PM »
Alice has a Ren-tier psychotic meltdown
It happens frequently.
Every day with my tupper is like a Ren&Stimpy episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ9DTYKJ_PM

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Off-Topic / Re: Weight Lifting for Size [Bear]
« on: May 06, 2025, 03:54:58 PM »
My right middle finger hurts for a few days now.
Either my tupper has been showing the finger to too many people or it's some pull related strain? I honestly have no idea. It's not really noticeable in daily life. Did push today and it wasn't a problem. Still odd. Can't remember having that condition before.

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My dream quality seems to decrease, it's mostly just random scenes of nonsense. No longer stories, at least I remember none. No tupper dream for months either.
Another school dream. Interestingly I never ever have dreams about work or studying at university. Only about school.
We were on a field trip and slept in rooms that were completely covered by a single huge mattress. There were blankets for about 10 students in each room, 2x5 sleeping in 2 rows. I wasn't fond of that as I didn't know any people but managed to get a space at the wall so at least nobody on both sides. There also were some girls intermixed which briefly puzzled me. One even undressed to underwear but but well, you know me. Nothing happened.

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It continues - another odd Childhood Crush dream
She was surprisingly nice this time. We were a lot of people in 2 cars. I was driving one, she sat behind me, talked to me and even hugged me from behind. I was surprised by this uncommon affection but thought it was nice.
The other car was packed with 12yo girls of my loli gang who poured out of the car at a red traffic light. The brain somehow realized that they could not drive because 12 so the car was driverless. Being a Good Bernd and not leaving my friends behind, I exited the car to drive them wherever we were going while Childhood Crush took over the wheel of the Car I had been in.

That was too much confusion and the dream shifted to something completely different.
I was entering the cellar of an old house with my mother. There was an old white wooden door and behind was a small room with a deep well. A large hole in the ground almost completely filled with water. Water was also dripping from the walls and the ceiling, the ground was rough pebbles. Gas bubbles rose from the well and I thought being in a cellar with CO2 outgassings is not good. So we quickly left to get out into the air, I still wanted to get back to my Childhood Crush and not waste my time in some cellar. But being a Good Bernd, I remembered I hadn't turned off the light in the cellar. So I went back, even the risk of suffocation is no excuse to not turn off a light. Always turning off lights when leaving is what I have been taught from earliest age on. Unfortunately there were now countless switches scattered across the wall, each of them had a small light. Turning all of them off was impossible. At some point I realized this was completely idiotic but did not manage to get out again and finally woke up. Bernd-tier dream.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: April 17, 2025, 05:12:45 PM »
Does the nostalgia of what Germany used to be make you cry Yakumo?
Yes, every day. Alice already posted this video before.

Fun fact - Rammstein are East German leftists, socialists and fag enablers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rammstein#Political_views

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you have a strange taste in girls you like my friend!
YES


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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: April 03, 2025, 04:21:39 PM »
Worse nanny state than Britain!
Apart from an ornamental plant, Nerium oleander is a classic weed / garden escapee that is usually encountered in or near cultured land, especially along roads. It is astonishingly rare in undisturbed habitats and naturally grows in Mediterranean gorges or seasonally dry stream beds on rocky ground. You won't find it in a forest.


I will list it under plants encountered along roads and paths.

Protip:
Oleandrin is nearly insoluble in water so alcohol extraction is needed

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: April 03, 2025, 02:55:38 PM »
is it a coincidence all the plants have the same poisons?
Yes, the nightshades are typical weeds that grow in deserted urban areas.

I forgot Nerium oleander, you would frequently encounter it in parks, gardens or along roads as ornamental plant and it's easily recognizable.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: April 02, 2025, 04:25:25 PM »
The same happened to me with the Datura innoxia my father had collected as seeds somewhere abroad. Hands got numb when you just brushed against the leaves. Sadly the plants wouldn't propagate from seeds after a few years, they're not hardy here.

I have uploaded Vol. 1 of my field guide in the endchan meta thread. The girls should be able to find plenty of nightshade relatives in or around the city. Keep in mind that not all plants are available throughout the year but as you said those weeds should be growing permanently in a frost-free Mediterranean environment.

There will be fewer plants available along the trail, especially if snow covered, but there is plenty in any habitat at any season. Even in the mountain. Absurdly the best place to forage are urban or agricultural wasteland.

Gameplay-wise I still think this is a bit too easy, poisons are expensive for a reason even if they are laughably easy to produce. The goblins with their distillery could mass-produce poisons that take out any non-resistant creature with a single hit. Good thing they're not smart enough for this - I hope.

Basically it's enough to heat any of those plants with alcohol and let it evaporate. There are optional ways to extract the alkaloids in a higher concentration but I don't know if it's worth it. It would require more equipment. A small amount of a strong acid and base, organic solvent and a few glass vials and a pipette or syringe. Or we can let Alice siphon off the top organic phase with a thin pseudopod at the risk of getting poisoned. And we'd need her to produce small amounts of organic solvent like ethyl acetate or better yet acetone.

That would at least make things a bit more complex, otherwise every idiot could poison anyone




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