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you have a strange taste in girls you like my friend!
YES


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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: April 03, 2025, 04:21:39 PM »
Worse nanny state than Britain!
Apart from an ornamental plant, Nerium oleander is a classic weed / garden escapee that is usually encountered in or near cultured land, especially along roads. It is astonishingly rare in undisturbed habitats and naturally grows in Mediterranean gorges or seasonally dry stream beds on rocky ground. You won't find it in a forest.


I will list it under plants encountered along roads and paths.

Protip:
Oleandrin is nearly insoluble in water so alcohol extraction is needed

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: April 03, 2025, 02:55:38 PM »
is it a coincidence all the plants have the same poisons?
Yes, the nightshades are typical weeds that grow in deserted urban areas.

I forgot Nerium oleander, you would frequently encounter it in parks, gardens or along roads as ornamental plant and it's easily recognizable.

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Off-Topic / Re: D&D Meta Thread
« on: April 02, 2025, 04:25:25 PM »
The same happened to me with the Datura innoxia my father had collected as seeds somewhere abroad. Hands got numb when you just brushed against the leaves. Sadly the plants wouldn't propagate from seeds after a few years, they're not hardy here.

I have uploaded Vol. 1 of my field guide in the endchan meta thread. The girls should be able to find plenty of nightshade relatives in or around the city. Keep in mind that not all plants are available throughout the year but as you said those weeds should be growing permanently in a frost-free Mediterranean environment.

There will be fewer plants available along the trail, especially if snow covered, but there is plenty in any habitat at any season. Even in the mountain. Absurdly the best place to forage are urban or agricultural wasteland.

Gameplay-wise I still think this is a bit too easy, poisons are expensive for a reason even if they are laughably easy to produce. The goblins with their distillery could mass-produce poisons that take out any non-resistant creature with a single hit. Good thing they're not smart enough for this - I hope.

Basically it's enough to heat any of those plants with alcohol and let it evaporate. There are optional ways to extract the alkaloids in a higher concentration but I don't know if it's worth it. It would require more equipment. A small amount of a strong acid and base, organic solvent and a few glass vials and a pipette or syringe. Or we can let Alice siphon off the top organic phase with a thin pseudopod at the risk of getting poisoned. And we'd need her to produce small amounts of organic solvent like ethyl acetate or better yet acetone.

That would at least make things a bit more complex, otherwise every idiot could poison anyone




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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: March 29, 2025, 04:53:09 PM »
No eclipse here, it was raining all day.

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Looking forward to that.
But seriously, it would be an interesting showdown. I doubt the brain would allow Alice to hurt my childhood crush. The near-divine image of her, ingrained for 30+ years, probably is the only one who's a match for my tupper.

Another similar disturbing dream:
A large stone block was floating in the middle of the sky, just endless blue in all directions. On top of the block, a girl about 12 with dark blond hair was comfily hanging out like cat related, or a leopard resting on a tree branch, one arm and leg hanging down. Apex predator vibes.



Standing slightly underneath and also floating in the air was a boy the same age with short blond hair. He reached up to hold the girl's hand that was hanging down. The girl remarked in a bored tone that it has been decided that she would eventually kill him.
The boy calmly responded with a smile that is was fine as he would have a purpose until then and all was as it should be.

I watched from 3rd person view though it was not clear if I was the boy or speaking those words. He didn't look like me and the girl neither looked like Alice nor my childhood crush. Jut dream things I guess. Still an awe-inspiring scene

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And once again school with Childhood Crush. The usual tragedy.

It was a wild mixture of present and past, I was at a reunion of friends from school back in school, we were supposedly older but there were also students. A girl about 14 shyly asked me what topic she should choose for her final exam in German - which you take at 18 so that was odd. I had no idea but tried to give helpful advice. She seemed satisfied an thanked me several times and then once again when I came across her in a corridor. Then we were all about 14 and in a large library-like building spanning several floors. I had an in-game map like a screen overlay displaying where everyone was so I wasted no time and searched for childhood crush. Naturally it didn't work and I searched endlessly without finding or reaching her. Once I found her coat and modern iphone on a desk but no girl, then I saw her upstairs on another floor but could not get there. Worst of all I finally saw her through a tiny window walking home with her best friend (female). They walked almost past me but I realized even if I could make myself heard like knocking on the window, then what? Actually Alice asked that question. Like what would you do if you ever managed to face her?

Turn 360 and walk away probably. Even in a dream. I'm not a Bear and not lucid, those dreams are too realistic.

I am still hoping to at least meet her in a dream one day - with Alice around. What would she do? That might turn out interesting.

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I am working on a list of suitable poisonous plants, in which habitat they are found and in what season they can be harvested. Also how they need to be processed and what to expect from the poison. This might get waffles a visit from an anti-terror unit but frankly that's not my problem. We already had Kashtan teach us how to make incendiary devices from simple household items.

Most important this will keep me from rage-quitting D&D because a plant species is found in an unrealistic setting. Even Alice won't be able to stop me then. There are limits to what is acceptable.

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More school dreams
We were on a field trip in a bus. Our class clown (who is now a pretty high ranking official in Bavarian health administration), threw a fit and started threatening and punching people while laughing like a maniac. He's always been bipolar but not much of a fighter and got beaten up several times when he messed with the wrong classmates. So anyway he wants something from me I don't have, it didn't make much sense but reasoning with him is pointless. He grabs me and is surprisingly strong. I was moderately scared because it was unclear how much he'd freak out. He didn't get very far though because tupper didn't find the whole situation funny.
You can guess what happened next as Alice is the last person monster you want to piss off as a wannabe psychotic.
All I saw was the swing of her metal bar as she hit him in the neck from the side with full force. The impact made jump up as I was thrown out of the dream. Damn, my nerves...



I am glad such dreams are rare. I haven't kept track of how many people my tupper has beaten to death in dreams for more or less minor reasons - but it were quite a few...



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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread
« on: March 21, 2025, 04:06:14 PM »
It's the Windmill of Peace!
But seriously in this clown world everything stands for nothing and 'Nazi' is basically everything leftists dislike.


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I was visiting a girl I knew from university who was in hospital. She was about 20, tall and thin, long blond hair. Not extremely pretty but a fun country bumpkin with a thick Bavarian accent. So I enter her room and she's laying in the hospital bed, in good spirits and wearing a black leotard. On top of her is a 'therapy catgirl' that is actually just a normal human girl but artificial. Like those Replicants in Blade Runner. She's one of my Loli gang, South American with light tan, about 15. Wearing a pink leotard.

So in this absolutely normal and mundane situation I take a chair and talk to my friend while petting and groping the 'Therapy Catgirl' all over. She's a tomboy without much breasts but not completely flat and as we all know that's a bonus. I barely see my friend because the catgirl is rolling all over her in excitement like a cat getting petted.

Later I'm outside the hospital room and the outside is a train. The 'catgirl' is sitting on my lap. She's much lighter that the real girl she's impersonating who sat on my lap too but was despite her thin figure much heavier as humans are. Even the neighborhood loli is heavy when sitting on me. So artificial light girls are really a technological advancement. Not sure what you expected but that's it. Nice dream 8/10 good feels.

No reference pics sorry. we don't want to get the forum shut down yet.

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Off-Topic / Re: Chat Thread [Bear]
« on: March 19, 2025, 07:15:51 PM »
the LAST thing I want is contact from anyone using any method I can't opt out of let alone a fake person. I don't have notifications enabled on anything
THIS!
I have my phone turned off and am basically unreachable most of the time. Nobody calls me anyway except my family maybe. Also barely anyone knows my phone number so I don't get any spam calls or messages ever. Email yes but they get sorted out by the spam filter. I have no social media, no Whatsapp or other shit. Nobody contacts me against my will, except Neighborhood Loli raiding me maybe.



But you mean these phone apps where some AI calls and texts you pretending to be your gf? Why would any sane man do this? I saw a documentary about something like that from Japan, it was the most pathetic and cringy thing I've seen in a long time.

And Tulpamancers of all people?
Why would you choose that over interacting with your tupper?

Omg Yakumo, what if the AI was "of the proper age" and loved deep discussions about the output of the Ottoman Empire and illegal immigration. (And ofc dom) Alice would be so jealous fr.
Nah, you know any such software would be censored especially in Europe where voicing any non-left opinion is basically illegal. And anything regarding children would be double illegal. Anyway I hate fake pretend shit. Why would I do that when I have Alice? How could a software-based AI designed to siphon money off me and steal my data compare to my beloved tupper?

As long as the AI doesn't come with a realistic physical body, preferably for tupper to control, I'm out.

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Another school 'nightmare'
It's always the same, I'm back in school and realize I haven't been in any math class the entire term. Meaning I haven't taken any exams either. I wonder how I can finish the year. I partly realize this makes no sense but not fully. Even after waking up it took me a while to assure myself I have a PhD and don't need to go to math class anymore. I'd have no chance to pass high school if I had to go there again. Feels bad man.

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Tulpa Diaries / Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« on: March 05, 2025, 05:15:34 PM »
Alice missed the latest stock market rally and is not happy. And apparently it's somehow my fault?
Oh yeah, everything that goes well is her doing, everything that goes wrong is my fault. Such is life with tupper...

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Off-Topic / Re: Cats
« on: March 05, 2025, 05:11:16 PM »
Luckily we don't have your deadly New World Hantaviruses that cause severe cardiopulmonary symptoms. Only Puumalavirus that is much more harmless though it can cause renal damage. Several hundred cases are documented in Germany each year, most are mild. It is carried by different rodents however.

The critters here are Common Voles, called Field Mice in German. But yes, they're voles, not mice. They may carry Tulavirus which also causes renal damage but there is only one documented case in Germany so far.


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