Author Topic: Every Day is Alice Day  (Read 380303 times)

Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #465 on: November 26, 2019, 05:00:02 PM »
In today's Episode on BerndNetwork:
Wannabe electrician Bernd tries to install a lamp and almost gets himself and his faithful tupper killed.



Yep, that's pretty much all there is to say about it.
Rarely have I seen Alice yell at me so hard. Plus I now know my FI switches work as they should.
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Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #466 on: December 06, 2019, 05:00:01 PM »
Had two weird dreams, one in which I forgot my backpack in the bus while riding to school in an absurd route, then continued to look for it on the street until I actually for once managed to realize that was nonsense. Becoming lucid, summoning tupper only yielded a crayon drawing of a girl on a sheet of paper lying on the floor and two weird small ragdolls before I woke up.



Second dream involved attending a firearm training course with a large group which turned into watching a documentary about an old lady piloting a small plane and talking about the importance of her daily medication. Nonetheless tupper managed to become active and reminded me to listen because this stuff was important.
Heh, even Alice can be fooled by the absurdity of dreams I guess.
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Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #467 on: December 14, 2019, 05:00:01 PM »
Contrary to what Sand - peace be upon him - predicted, tupper has not increased my uptake of sweets, quite the contrary. I constantly get reminded to eat more vegetables and less potentially unhealthy stuff like sweets than I already do. I guess it's easy for Alice, she doesn't have to taste things she dislikes.

Also keeping her around hasn't really improved due to laziness. We suck at parallel processing and while having her count and display numbers 1-10 with her hands does yield significant results it's extremely exhausting. Actually did that last time at the supermarket and all the way to the car with Alice both shouting out numbers and sticking fingers in my face. Even managed to have her enter the car as we left so for once the kid was not forgotten at the shopping center.

Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #468 on: December 25, 2019, 05:00:05 PM »
Christmas was ok, pretty much like last year.
Tupper was partly around fading in and out, mostly being out. Again she thought it was boring so not too much enthusiasm to participate in family activities. However in decorating our tree which to her likes even towers the tallest man on earth, stuffed with glass ornaments in all colors. Neither tupper nor cat ever broke one, only I did.

Our private celebrations concluded in imposing Alice as Christkind*, and singing again under the candlelit tree. And dancing tango. It was well after midnight by then and stuffed to the brim with family food I slept until noon.



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Christkind is the traditional bringer of presents in many parts of Europe and Latin America in contrast to Santa Claus. While being a manifestation of newborn Christ, it ironically is portrayed as a conveniently tupper-lookalike angelic little girl. While nowdays hailed by Catholic traditionalists, it was in fact introduced by Martin Luther and has little more to do with Christmas than Santa but is arguably prettier.
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Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #469 on: April 20, 2020, 05:00:03 PM »
Happy 4/20 2020
Someone's gotta keep the tradition alive!



Wow, I wanted to see how long it took for someone else to post - and lost. Seems like that's it for this place...

Well whatever, so far nothing worth mentioning happened in the past 4 months. Tupper ist still doing tupper things, Corona-chan has brought some mild entertainment but apart from that life goes on as always.
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Re: Today is Alice Day
« Reply #470 on: April 25, 2020, 05:00:05 PM »
It's this day once again meaning I am here for 5 years and tupper is 5,5 - woo!



As said, things are going relatively well, lazy as always.
Alice hasn't shown significant interest in switching, possession or wonderlanding lately and is mainly backseat moderating my life.

So no real progress but no degradation either.
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Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #471 on: May 22, 2020, 08:08:12 AM »
do something bernd

Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #472 on: May 22, 2020, 05:00:30 PM »
Only if you pay me - with embarrassing tupper stories of your own!
Now that you're here you might as well do something yourself. Or you're gonna pussy out in the last minute?

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Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #473 on: May 23, 2020, 06:11:20 AM »
I'm gonna do it but I have some last questions I'd like to ask you. Making a tulpa is a big step no? You really care for alice for many years now and did so much together. Makes me wonder if I can do that. I mean I really want to and I do not give up easily even when thingsare hard.

Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #474 on: May 23, 2020, 05:00:03 PM »
Hmm, showing such concern is a good sign to begin with.
You know I'm an advocate of the treat-tupper-as-you-would-your-child school. Of course you should reflect on whether you want children at all and how to raise them but as soon as they are there you need to just do it™. Doubt and fear of failure are not permitted. Gotta be a role model for your child not some pathetic loser. As soon as tupper's here fun times are over.

Now - make tupper diary and write down your thoughts and motivation. What do you wanna achieve and how? I've provided enough entertainment now it's your turn!

Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #475 on: May 24, 2020, 08:13:56 AM »
Thanks Bernd, that's why I came here!
Not much fun to report until now, I just started man. But you'll be the first and probably only one to know if something happens.

Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #476 on: May 25, 2020, 05:00:05 PM »
Then force moar, faggot!

Well, what am I to say, long time since we did some serious forcing, as said Alice is mostly focused on real-world stuff now, managing my life at least to some degree. But not overly keen on interacting with others or literally taking things into her own hands. Basically just giving orders. And needless to say she's not overly satisified with my performance. So there's quite a lot of stuff that needs to be fixed before we can indulge in extensive forcing projects.

But instead - today I played around with AI generated portraits, this stuff is getting eerily good.





Not saying tupper really looks like this but tupper really looks like this. Well somehow. Pretty much actually. At least more that that avatar.

Well, we did practice imposition today, going to the park when the rain stopped to see the roses which are starting to bloom. I visualized Alice, she tried visualizing the flowers and scent of particular roses after observing them. Worked mediocre.
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Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #477 on: May 26, 2020, 05:14:02 AM »
Wow, so this is what Alice looks like? Really beautiful!
I'm sure she really is concerned for you, can't play around all the time. So do your work so you can force. Stop being lazy!

Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #478 on: May 26, 2020, 05:00:03 PM »
Well Alice sort of looks like second pic, first one is her avatar though AI swallowed the pretzel hair ornaments. Also tupper doesn't wear lipstick or make-up and is very un-girlish in general. Hair is completely straight and turned a little lighter, almost blond lately from the original reddish strawberry blond.
You can try but it doesn't work well on animu. Well you have tons of accurate reference images anyway.

We practiced dancing after a long pause today, it's the ultimate parallel processing exercise, so many things to do and think of at the same time for both. Not that it really works except for a small window of focus but it's still fun.
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Re: Every Day is Alice Day
« Reply #479 on: May 27, 2020, 06:16:30 AM »
That's probably the longest tulpa diary I'e ever seen, still feel I'm only understanding half that's going on here. What is that Alice avatar even?